That's right, the time has come. The fate of my facial grooming habits will no longer be decided by me alone. The masses will decide what's best, worst and/or most ridiculous for me. Step up to the virtual ballot box and cast your vote.
What are you voting for? Only the facial hair styling that you'd most like to see on my gorgeous, pasty, freckled face. Your vote will be taken into account when the alcohol-fueled committee convenes to determine the fate of my beard over the course of a month (Remember, 4 styles will be chosen and I'll wear each of them for one week).
A rendering of each style of beard has been provided by SullyBiz. Check out the Warhol-style image below (click on it for a larger version) for 20 different beards, goatees, mustaches and sideburns. Pick out your favorite and vote! Then get excited for the forthcoming pics that will result!
Will I be Mutton Chop Matt? Perhaps a thin mustache is in the cards! Maybe a thick one! Who knows, perhaps I'll end up wearing the hulihee and racing a balloon around the world!Cast your vote, be a very large part of a very small part of history.
There's no doubt about it! The Hulihee for the win!!!
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but you'd have to do the dali afterwards. you can go to "Anonymous" rallies without a mask, just some whiteface
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME!
ReplyDeletehow bout the anti-beard??? that's a combination of the neckbeard and your upper cheeks. everything a beard should never be.
ReplyDeleteThe Recession was a revolution for beards everywhere. The world was with you and we can all agree you helped us band together in a time of emotional and financial trauma. Seven years later, it's time to unite for a new trend, the Recovery! The masses are calling for a new beard movement. Show us the way! Lead us! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
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